Ejecto Seato, CuzCrossroads pits the Fast family against an ancient group of highway robbers who’ve since transitioned to international terrorism: the Tadakhul. Not that I especially wanted to keep playing longer than that. But somehow all of that promise resulted in this bland and bafflingly basic game that barely lasts four hours – and that’s including the cutscenes. A Fast & Furious game from the talented team behind Need for Speed Shift and Project CARS, and Vin Diesel is involved? On paper that’s a supremely promising combo. In fact, I was nearly punching the air when Crossroads was finally confirmed after years of rumours.
I’m telling you this because I need you to know I’m not punching down here. I’ve got all the Blu-rays I’ve got way more of the Hot Wheels than my wife knows about. A high-octane hodgepodge of spy movie madness and telenovela tropes, these films may be dumber than a box of hair but they have oodles of heart – and I am unironically and unequivocally invested in them. Play The Fast & Furious film saga’s rise from low-fi Point Break rehash to six-billion-dollar box office brute is the bane of film snobs, but I love it.
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